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     Quote of the Day: A beauty queen in Thailand was disqualified when it turned out to be a man. The judges should have been suspicious, since his talent was peeing standing up. ~ Conan O'Brien        A REAL sociable gal:   How True:  Most men like pie - whether they be lemon (blonde), chocolate (brunette) or strawberry (redhead):   The Secret's Out:   My kinda salt and pepper shakers:   Chew lots of gum, boys:    See You in Hell:  Speaking of Hell:  Where I'm Going:  Visions of Hell:    Sappho in Art:               National Peanut Butter Fudge Day National Farm-City Week begins today, usually the week before Thanksgiving. Learn When to Start Thawing the Turkey Day. (USDA hotline 800-535-4555, Let's Talk Turkey; (Butterball Turkey Talk-Line 800-323-4848, butterball.com). Universal Children's Day, sponsored by the United Nations, as a time to honor children with ceremonies and festivals and to make children's needs known to government. Air Your Dirty Laundry Day. National Clean the Cat Hair Out of the Vacuum Cleaner Day. National Absurdity Day. Name Your PC Day. If you haven't already given your personal computer a name, today's the day to do it.   1789: New Jersey became the first state to ratify the Bill of Rights. 1850: Blind 30-year-old teacher Fanny Crosby underwent a dramatic spiritual conversion. Fifteen years later, she began writing her first of over 8,000 hymn lyrics, including "Rescue the Perishing," "Jesus, Keep Me Near the Cross," "All the Way My Savior Leads Me" and "Tell Me the Story of Jesus." 1947: Britain's future Queen, Princess Elizabeth, married Philip Mountbatten, Duke of Edinburgh, at London's Westminster Abbey. The world listened on radio. 1955: Bo Diddley sang and played "Bo Diddley" live on The Ed Sullivan Show, though he had rehearsed and promised Sullivan he would sing "16 Tons," which Ed preferred. 1959: WABC Radio in New York City fired deejay Alan Freed after he was accused of accepting payola to play certain records. 1962: Newspapers reported that President John Kennedy had contributed every dollar earned in government salary since 1947 to charity, including his White House salary. 1967: The U.S. population reached 200-million. 1969: Soccer legend Pele scored his 1,000th career goal in Rio de Janiero. 1975: Ronald Reagan announced he was a candidate for the 1976 Republican presidential nomination. He lost to incumbent Gerald Ford, who was defeated by Democrat Jimmy Carter. 1982: Norman Wilkie of Markinch, Scotland, killed history's fattest wild rabbit. It weighed 8.25 pounds, about five pounds more than the average wild rabbit. 1982: Actress Drew Barrymore became the first 7-year-old to host Saturday Night Live. 1984: Singer Michael Jackson became star #1,793 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1984: Really cooking at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City, company president Edward Rensi flipped McDonalds' one-billionth hamburger. The first one had been sold 35 years and 11 months earlier. 1992: Queen Elizabeth's weekend home Windsor Castle was heavily damaged by fire, but no one was hurt. Neighbors helped the Queen and Prince Andrew save most of the royal treasures. 1997: A Ku Klux Klan group dropped its plans to join an anti-litter Adopt-A-Highway campaign in Fort Worth after the state of Texas filed a lawsuit claiming the white supremacist group was ineligible because it was not a civic organization. 2003: A woman in Murcia, Spain, turned down a $7,000 three-hour shopping spree at the local mall because she was too busy. She said she had schedule problems and was too busy to waste the morning. The runner-up gladly accepted the prize. 2004: Scientist Ancel Keys, who invented the Army's K-rations and who linked high cholesterol and fatty diets to heart disease, died in Minneapolis. He was 100 years old.  Vice-President Joe Biden Jr. 67 journalist Judy Woodruff 63 actress Bo Derek 53 actress Ming-Na Wen 43 actress Marisa Ryan 35 actress Veronica Hamel 66 actress Sean Young 50 actress Laura Harris 33 sportscaster Robin Roberts 49 comedian Dick Smothers 70 singer Josh Turner 33 singer Joe Walsh 62     A farmer married an attractive woman half his age. After several months on the farm, she complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all farm wives are entitled to climax once in a while. There being no doctor nearby, the farmer took his young wife to see a large-animal Vet. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mum and Dad would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So,the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex.This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax. So the couple hired a strong, healthy young man from the big city to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for the two men to change places. The young man would have sex with the wife while the farmer waved the towel. They tried it that night and Lena went into wild, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other. When it was over, the farmer smugly looked down at the young city man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT'S how you wave a towel!"     Fair Use Notice  Colin at 4:32 AM   Today is Independence Day in Latvia. People's Council of Latvia (Tautas Padome) proclaimed independence of the new country in Riga on November 18th 1918. Latvia, officially the Republic of Latvia (Latvian: Latvijas Republika) is a country in the Baltic region of Northern Europe. It is bordered to the north by Estonia, to the south by Lithuania, to the east by the Russian Federation and to the southeast by Belarus. Across the Baltic Sea to the west lies Sweden. The territory of Latvia covers 64,589 km2 (24,938 sq mi) and it has a temperate seasonal climate. The capital and largest city is Riga.  Latvia is derived from the regional name Latgale, the "Lat-" part associated with several Baltic hydronyms, and -gale meaning "land" or "boundary land", of Baltic origin. Latvia has a parliamentary form of government. The national flag of Latvia was used by independent Latvia from 1918 until the country was occupied by the Soviet Union in 1940. Its use was suppressed during Soviet rule. After regaining its independence, Latvia re-adopted on February 27, 1990 the same red-white-red flag. Though officially adopted in 1922, the Latvian flag was in use as early as the 13th century. The red color is sometimes described as symbolizing the readiness of the Latvians to give the blood from their hearts for freedom and their willingness to defend their liberty. An alternative interpretation, according to one legend, is that a Latvian leader was wounded in battle, and the edge of the white sheet in which he was wrapped were stained by his blood. The white stripe may stand for the sheet that wrapped him. This story is similar to the legend of the origins of the flag of Austria.   Today is Independence Day in Morocco. Morocco broke free from years of French colonial rule with the return of King Mohammed V in 1956 from his exile in Madagascar and Corsica. On November 18th 1956, King Mohammed V proclaimed Morocco’s independence and from then on this day is celebrated in Morocco with much pomp and fervor. Morocco, officially the Kingdom of Morocco, is an Arab country located in North Africa with a population of nearly 32 million and an area just under 447,000 square kilometres (173,000 sq mi). Morocco has a coast on the Atlantic Ocean that reaches past the Strait of Gibraltar into the Mediterranean Sea. It is bordered by Algeria to the east, Spain to the north (a water border through the Strait and land borders with three small Spanish enclaves, Ceuta, Melilla, and Peñón de Vélez de la Gomera), and Western Sahara to the south. Rabat is the capital and Casablanca (nicknamed Caza by the locals) is Morocco's largest city and chief port. Morocco comes from Marruecos, the Spanish pronunciation of the name of the city of "Marrakesh" (more precisely Marrakush), believed to derive from the Berber words (ta)murt: "land" (or (a)mur "part") + akush: "God". Al Maghrib (Arabic name): "the farthest west". Morocco is a de jure constitutional monarchy with an elected parliament.  The flag of Morocco is made of a red field with a black-bordered green interwoven star. Red has considerable historic significance in Morocco, proclaiming the descent of the royal family from the Prophet Muhammad via Fatima, the wife of Ali, the fourth Caliph. Red is also the color that was used by the Sherifs of Mecca and the Imams of Yemen. From the 17th century on, when Morocco was ruled by the Alaouite Dynasty, the flags of the country were plain red. In 1915, during the reign of Mulay Yusuf, the green Seal of Solomon was added to the national flag. The Seal is an interlaced pentangle, used as a symbol in occult law for centuries. While Morocco was under French and Spanish control, the red flag with the seal in the center remained in use- but only inland. Its use at sea was prohibited. When independence was restored in 1956, it once again became the national flag.  Today is Army Day in Haiti. Haiti, officially the Republic of Haiti (République d'Haïti), is a Creole- and French-speaking Caribbean country. Along with the Dominican Republic, it occupies the island of Hispaniola, in the Greater Antillean archipelago. Ayiti (Land of high mountains) was the indigenous Taíno or Amerindian name for the mountainous western side of the island. The country's highest point is Pic la Selle, at 2,680 metres (8,793 ft). The total area of Haiti is 27,750 square kilometres (10,714 sq mi) and its capital and largest city is Port-au-Prince.  Haiti is derived from Taíno/Arawak Indian, Hayiti or Hayti, meaning "mountainous land", originally Hayiti. The name derives from the mountainous and hilly landscape of the western half of the island of Hispaniola. Hispaniola (name of the island shared by Haiti and the Dominican Republic) — a Latinization of the Spanish name La Española, meaning "The Spanish (island)", a name given to the island by Colombus in 1492. The flag of Haiti was adopted on February 25, 1987. The flag is divided into two rectangles going across horizontally. The top half is blue and the bottom is red. Since 1843 the flag for official and state use has had the coat of arms of Haiti on a white panel in the center. The coat of arms depicts a trophy of weapons ready to defend freedom, and a royal palm for independence. The palm is topped by the Cap of Liberty. The national motto is on a white scroll reading L'Union Fait La Force ("Unity Makes Strength"). The civil flag and ensign lacks the emblem. The blue and red of the flag were retained after a French Tricolore was torn up by the revolutionary Jean-Jacques Dessalines in 1803. The two parts were stitched together horizontally to make a new flag. Quote of the Day: The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in - 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.' ~ Richard Jeni     Ya Gotta Love That David Caruso as Horatio Caine in "CSI Miami". Caruso is the William Shatner of this current era when it comes to acting ability (or the lack of it):    A Redneck Truck:  Miss Middle East Candidates:  Hmmm:  Bootay:The Good:  The Bad:  The Ugly:   One of my favorite songs:Paintings by Jean Leon Gerome Pygmalion and Galatea:  Gynecee:  Grande Piscine de Brousse:  The Harem Bathing:        Mickey Mouse Day. His first cartoon, "Steamboat Willie," opened in New York on November 18, 1928. Two other cartoons, "Plane Crazy" and "Gallopin’ Goucho," were completed first but released later. Mickey’s voice was Walt Disney, but the character was created by artist Ub Iwerks. Push-Button Phone Day, marking debut of telephone push buttons on this date in 1963. Touch tone service was available at an extra charge in only two Pennsylvania cities. Rotary phones still operate today, but you don't see many of them. Total Disregard for Taste Day, marking the debut of "The Howard Stern Show" on WXRK-FM in New York on this date in 1985. Married to a Scorpio Support Day, a day of remembrance to honor those who are married to Scorpios. (Sponsor: Tom & Ruth Roy, Mt. Lebanon, Pennsylvania) National French Vichyssoise Day. 1307: According to legend, using a bow and arrow, William Tell shot an apple off his son's head. 1866: 32-year-old English devotional writer Katherine Hankey, wrote the verses that we sing today as the hymn, "I Love to Tell the Story." 1961: In Regina, the Saskatchewan legislature passed a law giving residents of their province Canada’s first prepaid health care plan. 1963: Bell Telephone introduced the first phone with push buttons. 1980: "Barbara Mandrell & the Mandrell Sisters" debuted on NBC-TV. The show starred Barbara, Louise, and Irlene Mandrell, and a 5-piece band of life-size Kroft puppets named Truck Shackley & the Texas Critters. The Mandrell’s guests on their first show: Dolly Parton and John Schneider. 1985: Donald Trump announced plans to build a 150-story building in New York City. 1988: Tulsa singer Ronnie Dunn won the Marlboro Country Music National Talent Contest in Nashville, which led to a publishing contract, which led to a meeting with writer Kix Brooks, which led to the duo of Brooks & Dunn. 1990: Singer Mick Jagger and model Jerry Hall were married in Bali, Indonesia. 1991: Suzanne Ferrer of Loire Valley in France became a great-grandmother at age 49. She had her first child at age 16; the daughter gave birth at 17; the granddaughter at 15. 1995: Prison officials in Douaihad, France, admitted they had to change the locks on 300 cell doors because someone lost the master key. 1996: Robo-Nurse debuted at a Middlesex, England, hospital. The medical robot could carry blood, bedpans, and a cup of tea. 2001: Britney Spears' first TV concert, "Britney Spears: Live from Las Vegas," aired on ABC. 2003: A 57-year-old Florida woman recovered from a stroke to find she had a British accent. Experts diagnosed Judi Roberts as suffering from "foreign accent syndrome," one of less than 20 cases reported worldwide in 80 years. 2003: Barry Bonds was named the National League's Most Valuable Player for a record sixth time. 2004: Both President Bushes and President Carter were on hand to help President Clinton open his library in Little Rock, Arkansas. 2007: The Contemporary Music Festival in Hudderfield, England, announced it would feature The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra, whose dulcet tones came from instruments made of fresh vegetables. The edible ensemble performs using celeriac bongos, carrot recorders, crunching onion skins, squeaking lettuce leaves and a multi-vegetable "cucumberphone" to play everything from contemporary to jazz to classical. (See the Veggie Orchestra) actress Linda Evans is 67; actor Kevin Nealon 56; actress Brenda Vaccaro 70; actor Jameson Parker 62 actress Chloe Sevigny 35; singer Jackie Ward 63; singer Kim Wilde 49; singer Graham Parker 5; singer Duncan Sheik 38; singer Jessi Alexander 33; football's Warren Moon 53; NBA guard Sam Cassell 41; former Cherokee Chief Wilma Mankiller 64; Mickey Mouse 81  A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the girl's problem was, and he replied, "Er.... I think her orgasm is stuck!" A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his receptionist to show her. She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's penis." "Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked. "No," she replied. "It's that soft and dead."  Later on, Crouton  Fair Use Notice Colin at 4:14 AM  Today is Oklahoma Admission Day. The Sooner State became the 46th state of the union on this date in 1907. Oklahoma is a state located in the South Central region of the United States of America. Oklahoma is the 28th most populous and 20th-largest state. The state's name is derived from the Choctaw words okla and humma, meaning "red people" and is known informally by its nickname, The Sooner State. Oklahoma was formed from a combination of Oklahoma and Indian Territories, now the eastern portion of the state of Oklahoma.  During the 19th century, thousands of Native Americans were removed from their ancestral homelands from across North America and transported to the area including and surrounding present-day Oklahoma. The most prominent nations displaced by the American removal policy were "The Five Civilized Tribes" in the South (the Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muscogee-Creek, and Seminole). These forced relocations came to be collectively known as the Trail of Tears. Many of these Native Americans suffered and died from exposure, disease, and starvation while en route from their homes east of the Mississippi River to their new destinations. Out of nearly 17,000 Choctaw, an estimated 2,500 - 6,000 died during their relocation trek in the bitter winter of 1831. Of the 15,000 displaced Cherokee who were relocated in 1838, approximately 4,000 perished.  (The Trail of Tears painted by Robert Lindneux) For the record, although most white Americans favored the passage of President Andrew Jackson's Indian Removal Act, there were some exceptions. Many members of Congress rose to speak in opposition to the measure, most notably New Jersey Senator Theodore Frelinghuysen and Tennessee Congressman Davy Crockett (voicing his opposition on behalf of the Chickasaw from his native Tennessee) were against the Act. Crockett's opposition adversely affected his political career. In part, this resulted in his decision to journey to Texas (ultimately ending with his death at The Alamo). Oklahoma residents are known as Oklahomans, and its capital and largest city is Oklahoma City.  Usually, land was allocated to settlers on a first come, first served basis. The Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 was the first land run into the Unassigned Lands and included all or part of the modern day Canadian, Cleveland, Kingfisher, Logan, Oklahoma, and Payne counties of Oklahoma.   The land run had an estimated 50,000 people lined up at the official starting point. At the start of this land rush, which officially commenced at high noon on April 22nd 1889, they all frantically raced across the plains in an attempt to carve out their homestead from the available two million acres.A number of aliens who participated in the run broke the rules by crossing the border into the territory before it was allowed and hid out until the legal time of entry in order to lay quick claim to some of the most choice homesteads. These people came to be identified as "sooners", which eventually became the state's official nickname, "The Sooner State". This attempted unauthorized land grab led to hundreds of legal contests that arose and were decided first at local land offices and eventually by the U.S. Department of the Interior. Arguments included what constituted the "legal time of entry." Between the starting time and sundown on April 22nd both Oklahoma City and Guthrie had established cities of around 10,000 people (in literally half a day). And, during that time, streets had been laid out, town lots staked off, and steps taken toward the formation of a municipal government. The State of Oklahoma Flag consists of a traditional Osage Nation buffalo-skin shield with seven eagle feathers on a sky blue field. The Osage shield is covered by two symbols of peace: the calumet representing Native Americans, and the olive branch representing European Americans. Six golden brown crosses, Native American symbols for stars, are spaced on the shield. The blue field represents the first official flag flown by any Native American Nation, the Choctaw flag of the American Civil War.  The classic Oklahoma song:Actually titled "They call the Wind Mariah" from the musical Paint Your Wagon, set in Gold Rush-era California. However, this song evokes images of the mid-west to me (Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska), rather than the west coast. Quote of the Day: I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. ~ Johnathan Katz     Probably the best reason:  Ah, Britney:  Multiplication made easy so boys can understand it:   Incentive:  A Man's Tee:  How True:  Instant Chewbacca:  Going Up:  A redneck girl trying to solve Rubic's cube (it's a good thing she's heavy in the tits department 'cause she's light on brains):   Target hit the bullseye with this ad:   Can't take the place of Mother Nature's originals:  See What I mean?   Paintings by William-Adolphe Bouguereau The Nymphaeum:  The Birth of Venus:  Apres le bain:  The Bather:  Biblis:  The Youth of Bacchus:  The Invasion:  After The Bath:  Flora and Zephyr:  A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros:  Dawn:  Girl with Seashell:  The Motherland:          In New York City the cost to move one passenger up or down one floor by elevator is 0.874 cents. Until 1938 it was against regulations for a West Point cadet to swim in the Hudson River unless he was naked. Richard "Cheech" Marin and Tommy Chong each have more honorary Doctorates of Humane Letters from colleges and universities than Bill Gates. In the United States twice as much marital infidelity occurs south of the Mason Dixon line than north of it. The Government Accounting Office has determined that the primary activity of 47 percent of student-run high school clubs is conducting bake sales. National Fast Food Day. Famous San Diego Chicken Day, a day to honor anyone who ever slugged a purple dinosaur. Birth of the Blues Day, marking the birthday in 1873 of bandleader W.C. Handy, "Father of the Blues." Handy was born in Florence, Alabama. International Day for Tolerance, sponsored by the United Nations. The Feast Day of St. Matthew, honoring the memory of a despised tax collector who became an Apostle of Jesus and author of the first book in The New Testament. 1955: Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sixteen Tons" hit #1 in America only three weeks after its release, becoming history's fastest-selling record to that time. He owed his soul to the company store. 1955: Singer Johnny Cash entered the country music charts for the first time with "Cry Cry Cry." 1959: "The Sound of Music" opened on Broadway starring Mary Martin. 1979: A Baden, Pennsylvania, banker was sentenced to three years in prison for misappropriating bank funds and for spanking delinquent customers. 1989: David Letterman beat up the Energizer Bunny with a baseball bat. 1991: A Cromwell, Connecticut, construction worker was arrested for reckless endangerment for allegedly driving too close to a police officer with his steamroller. 1993: During practice Detroit Piston guard Isiah Thomas broke his right hand when he punched teammate Bill Laimbeer in the head. The fight erupted after Laimbeer previously had elbowed Thomas and broke his rib. 1996: Singer Lorrie Morgan and singer-musician Jon Randall were married. It was Lorrie's fourth marriage. 1997: A 17-year-old high school student won a 1984 Chevy Blazer in the Campbell, Missouri, Police Department's Hands-On Marathon when she was the only one who entered. 1999: Autobahn 33, a major German highway, was closed for several hours after a truck flipped and spilled 16 tons of apples on the highway. Three cars and two trucks crashed as they slid on the smashed apples. No one was killed, but one person was injured. Applesauce was four inches thick. 2005: Anthony Sheppard of Oakland, California, shocked his mother with a telephone call, a day after he was reported dead. Oakland police had messed up after finding Sheppard's identification card on a shooting victim. Authorities alerted his mother of the shooting, and released the details to reporters. The 23-year-old Sheppard said he was shocked when he walked up to friends who were crying about a newspaper account of his death. Sheppard told police he had lost the I.D. card several years earlier. His mother said she thought she was talking to a ghost. 2005: A secret White House document reportedly confirmed oil company executives had met with White House officials when the Bush administration was fashioning its 2001 energy policy. actress Lisa Bonet is 42 actress Tammy Lauren 40 actress Martha Plimpton 39 actress Marg Helgenberger 51 actress Kimberly J. Brown 25; actor David Leisure 60 singer Trevor Penick 30 Color Me Badd's Brian Abrams 41 baseball's Dwight Gooden 45 basketball's Amare Stoudemire 27 skater Oksana Baiul 32    The Empress Theodora by the Greek historian Procopius:  "How often should I plan to have sex?" The young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night. Grandpa said, "When you're first married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day. Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so. Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year maybe on your anniversary." "Well, how about you and grandma now?" The younger man asked. Grandpa replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young bridegroom asked. "Well", said Grandpa, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, SCREW YOU, and I holler back, SCREW YOU TOO." After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said with a smile. The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn't wait for her husband to return home. That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled... "The Meaning of Dreams" Later on, Crouton Fair Use Notice Colin at 4:20 AM  Happy Friday the 13th Quote of the Day: Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? ~ Lily Tomlin    Speaking of Cowgirls, Cowgirls in Old Westerns:   What if Matrix was shot in the silent films' era?  Redneck Farming:  More clever characatures:   Oh, Boneless Chicken:  The Ultimate Disappointment for Guys:   My Kinda Gingerbread Cookies:   Naughty Little Red  Adult Poltergeist:  Clever Ad:  School Daze:    Paintings by Luis Riccardo Falero The Departure of the Witches:  La Pose:  The Favourite:  The Witches Sabbath:  An Eastern Beauty:  The Enchantress:  The Balance of the Zodiac:       World Kindness Day (800-660-2811, actsofkindness.org). National Donor Weekend begins today, to stress the need for organ and tissue donors (organdonor.gov). National Paint a Pumpkin Day. National Indian Pudding Day. National Reread Old Letters or Magazines Day. 1789: In a letter to a friend, Benjamin Franklin wrote, "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." 1939: Henry Jeffers demonstrated his rotolactor, a rotating milking machine that could milk 240 cows per hour. 1940: Walt Disney released the movie Fantasia, and it bombed. In 1967 he released it again, and it was a hit. 1946: Vincent Schaefer produced history's first artificial snow on Mt. Greylock, Massachusetts. 1952: The first press-on fingernails were sold in the U.S. 1961: The Tokens released "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." (See the WoW video) 1964: St. Louis Hawks’ star Bob Petit became the first NBA player to score 20,000 points. 1969: Vice-President Spiro Agnew launched a Nixon administration attack against network TV news and called TV executives "impudent snobs." 1986: Woodentops concert fans threw ice at singer Donny Osmond, who attended the concert with a TV crew from CBS 60 Minutes. 1975: Whoa whoa whoa "Feelings" by Morris Albert was awarded a gold record. 1977: The comic strip "Li'l Abner" by Al Capp appeared in newspapers for the last time. 1990: The U.S. issued a patent (#4,969,317) to April Ode of Lake Havasu City, Arizona, for the Animal Hat, a cowboy hat designed to protect animals from heat and sunlight. It was held on by a Velcro chin strap. 1995: Greg Maddox of the Atlanta Braves became the first major league pitcher to win four consecutive Cy Young Awards. 1995: Officials at a Danish veterinary hospital in Copenhagen announced discovery of history's first known green cat. Vets said the green would not wash out, and the 2-month-old kitten's color might be caused by a metabolism defect. Owner Pia Bischoff named her kitty "Miss Greeny." 1998: Warner Brothers released "The Wizard of Oz" on the big screen 59 years after its original release. 2003: Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore was thrown off the bench by a judicial ethics panel for having "placed himself above the law." He had refused to remove his granite Ten Commandments monument from the state courthouse. 2006: A 9-year-old boy, whose mom passed out while driving on a busy highway, hopped into her lap, stopped the car, and called 9-1-1.. Jimmy Stevens, whose two younger siblings were in the backseat, said he learned how to stop the car by watching his mother, Latisha. The family honored Jimmy with a special dinner at Red Lobster. actress Whoopi Goldberg 60 comedian Jimmy Kimmel 42 actress Tracy Scoggins 50 actor Chris Noth 52 talker-comedian Jimmy Kimmel 42 producer-director Garry Marshall 75 football's Vinny Testaverde 46 actress Simone Schachter 44  Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor tiles. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl! I'll go across the road and get my mate Liam." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it," Liam said, "so let's try Plan B." "Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Liam. "Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples." "Play with her nipples?," Liam said, "Not exactly a good time for that, mate!" "No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive."  Fair Use Notice Have a GRR-ATE weekend Colin at 5:27 AM
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Poem:SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YA MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YA HALF BROTHER." SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YA MOTHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YA HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE; YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY."    Naughty
Tinkerbell:         
 From Arabia Thinking Outside The
Box:  Life in a
Harem:  Arabian
Slaves  Arabian
Dancer:   Early
Photography
 Great Art               A Short History of
the United States:    The
American Revolution:        Women of the
American Revolution:    Naughty
Colonials:        Major Battles  The American Colonial
Navy The French Fleet Arrives
Just In Time:  The
American Civil War:        The Battle of
Gettysburg  The
Confederate Plot to  New York City:  The Great
Locomotive Chase:  July 24th 1866 -Tennessee was the 1st June 22nd 1868 - Arkansas was the 2nd June 25th 1868 - Florida was the 3rd June 25th 1868 - Alabama was the 4th June 25th 1868 - Louisiana was the 5th June 25th 1868 - North Carolina was 6th June 25th 1868 - South Carolina was 7th (June 25th 1868 - GEORGIA FIRST readmittance) December 22nd 1869 - Second reconstruction for Georgia began(Kicked OUT !) January 27th 1870 - Virginia was the 8th February 23rd 1870 - Mississippi was the 9th March 30th 1870 - Texas was the 10th Mar. 30, 1870 - The 15th Amendment is added to the Constitution. July 15th 1870 - GEORGIA READMITTED AGAIN - Georgia was the 11th and last Confederate state to be readmitted back into the Union.    Religious
Stuff               The
Creation:     The
Crusades:        Pope Alexander VI's
Pornocracy:   Medieval Monks and
Nuns:  Medieval Erotic
Art:                               Naughty
Nuns: Get Thee to a
Nunnery:                         The Real
Temptations in the Garden of Eden:                                                          The Spread of the Bubonic Plague:   Atlantis:  Visitors Since 1 April 2004:  
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